The Liver Incident

All right this has been told to me so many times I know it off by heart, well this is how it goes.

One day a young man named Jonnie is asked by his mum to get some liver from the butchers. Jonnie accepts and heads off down the road to the butchers. On his way to the butchers he has to go past his favourite shop the candy store. The store has a special "all the lollies you want for $5:00 ".Jonnie has $5.00. He wonders if he should get the lollies or the liver. Of course he decides to get the lollies without a second thought about his mum.

After he spent his mums money he remembers the liver "oh crap". Jonnie wonders how he is going to telll his mum. Across the street a funeral service is finishing at the cemetery across the road, Jonnie walks over to the fresh grave and finds a stick "c’mon Jonnie you can do this" he tells himself. He opens the casket and shoves the stick in the dead body and rips open it’s stomach and takes out the liver and runs away as quickly as possible. When he gets home he gives his mum the liver and tells her he is sick and that he would go to bed now. He drifts off and is later awoken by his mum saying that dinner was ready and to come in the living room, he said that he was to sick to eat but thanks anyway. He went back to sleep.

Later that night jonnie hears a noise from outside and hears some one talking "Jonnie I want my liver back im coming to getcha , I’m outside". Jonnie thinks he’s imagining things so he just ignores it and goes back to bed. Later he hears a noise and then "Jonnie I want my liver back I’m coming to getcha I’m outside your door". This time Jonnie freaks, as you can imagine, and he yells to his mum to help me but no one comes. He runs out into the kitchen and hides in the cupboard. "Jonnie I’m coming to getcha I want my liver back I’m INSIDE!!!". Jonnie is freaking out he is really scared he hears someone walking towards the kitchen. He holds his breathe and dares not make a sound.The noise comes closer, he hears heavy footsteps walking slowly towards him thump...thump.....thump....thump.....thump...thump, and then silence, not a sound, the whole world is quiet for this moment.

He hears a kitchen draw open and he remembers that its the knife draw being opened "oh god, oh god please help me I will never be selfish again I swear if you get me out of this I don’t wannna die I don’t wanna die!!!" he pleads to no one. The footsteps start again thump...thump...thump...closer....closer he hears them stop in front of the cupboard he is hiding in. He hears the thing that has been hunting him lean down and BANG! The door flies open and Jonnie is flung out of the cupboard.

Neighbours hear his screams, when they come running they find his body dead on the floor and his mums body dead in her room. An autopsy revealed his liver had been removed.

I hope you liked this story.